My First Day At Google

Proof that I really did read, or at least thoroughly skim, all the legalese they made me sign:

From their Code of Conduct

e. Our Dog Policy
Google's respect and affection for our canine friends is an integral facet of our corporate culture.

We have nothing against cats, per se, but we're a dog company, so as a general rule we feel cats visiting our campus would be fairly stressed out.

Woof!